Help this minor league team come up with better poems to sell tickets

The Kannapolis Intimidators are having trouble finding their muse.

We don't do poetry. We do baseball. http://ift.tt/1KjTRG6

— K-town Intimidators (@Intimidators) January 6, 2015

We wanna help the White Sox's Low-A affiliate out here. Our best attempts (contributions by @Matt Conner and Zach Woosley

Roses are red

Baseballs are white

Buy tickets now

The price is alright!

Our parent organization's cross-town rival is owned by Tom Ricketts

That was a stretch

Will you please just buy tickets

Drop your glasses

Shake your asses

Sign up now for cheap season passes

Buy tickets today

To see the Intimidators

If you saw the great prices

You wouldn't wait a minute later!

Michelle, can you handle this

Kelly, can you handle this

Buy your tickets for Kannapolis

Run them jewels fast, run them run them jewels fast, run them run them, run them jewels fast

buy tickets.

We're about as bad at this as the Intimidators! Help us and them out in the comments!

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