Thursday, December 4, 2014

Ranking the NFL's beautiful, boy band-worthy kickers, based solely on looks


This week's absurd power rankings have something for NFL fans AND One Direction lovers.


Generally speaking, most NFL players have more to worry about than how they look in a headshot. Between practice and rehabbing from the toll of each game, you can't expect running backs or linemen or safeties to take a lot of time to get their hair just so.


But kickers? Kickers have LOADS of free time. And that's why this week's Absurd Power Ranking puts all 32 franchises in order of how much their kicker looks like he could be in a boy band. (Before you accuse me of pulling unflattering photos, these all came from NFL.com. Not my fault if somebody didn't show up ready for picture day).


1. Minnesota, Blair Walsh



2. Dallas, Dan Bailey



3. Green Bay, Mason Crosby



4. Pittsburgh, Shaun Suisham



5. Seattle, Steven Hauschka



6. Kansas City, Cario Santos



7. Philadelphia, Cody Parkey



8. Miami, Caleb Sturgis



9. Buffalo, Dan Carpenter



10(tie). Carolina, Graham Gano



10(tie). Baltimore, Justin Tucker



12. Cincinnati, Mike Nugent



13. Detroit, Matt Prater



14. Arizona, Chandler Catanzaro



15. Tennessee, Ryan Succop



16. New Orleans, Shayne Graham



17. Tampa Bay, Patrick Murray



18. Cleveland, Billy Cundiff



19. San Diego, Nick Novak



20. St. Louis, Greg Zuerlein



21. Denver, Connor Barth



22. New York Jets, Nick Folk



23. Jacksonville, Josh Scobee



24. Houston, Randy Bullock



25. Washington, Kai Forbath



26. New England, Stephen Gostkowski



27. Oakland, Sebastian Janikowski



28. New York Giants, Josh Brown



29. Chicago, Robbie Gould



30. Indianapolis, Adam Vinatieri



31 (tie). Atlanta, Matt Bryant



31 (tie). San Francisco, Phil Dawson







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