Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Someone used Post-its to ask the Astros catcher to prom


Jason Castro is in the beginning of a go-back-to-school rom-com, and we should all support him.



First question: Post-it Notes? Really?


Second question: Why is that "P" so bad?


Third question: What's wrong with the "R"? Is it leaking?


Fourth question: That is a bad "O." This is not a question.


Fifth question: Straight up screw your "M", too. The left side is longer than the right.


Sixth question: If you're courting someone who drives a car that a multi-millionaire might drive, shouldn't you come with something stronger than Post-it Notes? If you don't have the money to hire Stephen Jenkins from Third Eye Blind to sing for you, at least Lloyd Dobler the person you're courting with a Beats Pill or something.


Seventh question: Yellow? From your mom's office? Come on, you're looking for love not a reminder to clean out the break-room fridge. Look at all of these options:


POST-IT


Butternut is the color of lovers. Everyone knows that.


Eighth question: WHAT DID JASON CASTRO SAY?






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