Tuesday, March 24, 2015

The new way to celebrate an NCAA Tournament upset win is yelling at Barack Obama


Busting Barack Obama's bracket and mocking him for it is the NCAA Tournament's newest tradition.


14-seeded Georgia State upset 3-seeded Baylor on a wild game-winner. Coach Ron Hunter's locker room reaction? Calling out Barack Obama for not picking the Panthers:



8-seeded NC State upset 1-seeded Villanova to book a Sweet 16 appearance about a month after everybody assumed they wouldn't make the NCAA Tournament. Star Anthony "Cat" Barber's locker room reaction? Calling out Barack Obama for not picking the Wolfpack:



Maryland beat Princeton in the NCAA women's tournament, ending their undefeated season. The team's locker room reaction? Putting a Maryland jersey on a cutout of Barack Obama and then hitting it a bunch of times.



It used to be teams would yell "NOBODY BELIEVED IN US," but apparently we've moved on to "ONE PERSON WHO SPENT LIKE TWO MINUTES TOPS FILLING OUT A BRACKET ON TV DOES NOT BELIEVE IN US."


It seems politicians have two choices:


1) Make honest sporting picks while filling out a bracket, creating anger, disappointment, and a desire for vengeance amongst teams you did not pick


2) Pretend to be a fan of multiple teams, get booed viciously by fans of both teams



Stick to not sports, I guess.



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